Taken from the NY Post Steven Seagal can play the guitar nearly as well as he delivers a devastationg kick to the groin. The pony-tailed action star brags that no actor alive can match his skills on a six-string. "Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves, Russell Crowe, Kevin Costner -- they're not even in my universe." Seagal crows to Guitar World Acoustic Magazine. "You can't find another actor who can play guitar as good as me. It's the Truth." Seagal is promoting his new blues album, "Mojo Priest," which includes such standards as "Dust my Broom" and "Hoochie Koochie Man" as well as the self penned tune, "Talk To My Ass."
Ok this is legit I'm not making this up. Apparantly Seagal lives in his own universe, Segalis Andromeda, which is what I always suspected. And no actor alive can play as well as he can. And if there was an actor alive that could play guitar better Steven Seagal has killed them. Lets hope Chuck Norris doesn't decide to play guitar.
More on Seagal Craziness later.
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