Idiots

I always find the start of a weekend a time to reflect. A time to think about what the hell has happened in the past five days and what the hell I'm going to do for the next two. Here's some things to think about.

First off what movie to see this weekend?

The Black Dahlia, a story set in the 1940's about the real life murder of Elizabeth Short. Short came to Hollywood, destined to become a famous actress. However, her brutal murder in 1947 would make her famously known as 'The Black Dahlia' and would become a conspiracy and an obsession with all involved. Based on the novel by James Ellroy and directed by Brian De Palma I'm sure at the very least this movie will be decent if not excellent. By the way check out this site for all the crime scene photos etc.

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Or maybe I'll see Gridiron Gang directed by the great Phil Joanou. Also based on a true story, it's great to see a movie come out that's not afraid to take chances. It's fresh and original and in no way resembles any sports and/or underdog movies that have ever come out. I'm guessing the plot outline goes something like this :

The true-life story of a coach who tries to teach his players that there's more to life than basketball football is brought to the screen in this sports drama. Ken Carter Sean Porter (The ROCK) was once a star player on the Richmond High School basketball football team in Richmond, CA, and years later he returns to school the prison as the new basketball football coach. While Carter Porter wants to make the Richmond cagers Mustangs into a winning team, he also wants a lot more — to teach the boys Gang Bangers and Murderers to respect themselves and one another, and that they must excel in the classroom as well as in the gymnasium. Under Carter's Porter's guidance, the team turns their losing season around, with the state title a genuine possibility. Etc Etc Etc....

Hey guess what? This week Fuck Face O'Neil and K Fag spit out another hunk of white trash. After debating what to call the kid they decided on Sutton Pierce. I can't even make a joke here because I feel horrible for this kid. Mark it now, another celebrity kid who doesn't have a chance at a normal life because his parents cared so much about him they named him something stupid.

Oh damn, just case you've been asking where all the good Sesame Street Metal Bands have gone, I give ye Cookie Monoloid.

I shit you not these guys are for real. The official band site says, "Cookie Mongoloid is Sesame Speed Metal. See the Cookie Mongoloid in all his blue, furry, googly-eyed glory backed by the baddest of gender mixed metal bands as they decimate and regurgitate your childhood favorites in an abrasive metal wrath."

Aight enjoy the weekend you
poor slobs.