It's been a while and this is one of those posts to remind people that "No, I'm not dead." In fact I'm very much alive, much more so than the late great slow motion train wreck that was Anna Nicole Smith. Come on people, is this really a shock, I mean she was on the path that all B list celebs take which can end only one way, the path to Skeletor. I say, lets file this one under WHO GIVES A SHIT.
Niki Hart, AKA Anna Nicole, AKA Skeletor
While we're on the topic of file under WHO GIVES A SHIT, how about the Grannies, I mean the Grammys. Yeah there some bands in there that are okaaayyy, but I mean is this really an event? It's just an excuse for overblown celebs to flaunt their money on the red carpet. Which is total bullshit. I would watch red carpet shows if it was like the Gauntlet at the end of American Gladiators. That would fucking be sweet. Seeing Kanye West dodging missiles and shit. Main stream music today sucks, radio sucks and the people that eat that shit are shit eaters. I mean really, won't we be proud 30 years from now when we can look back and say "Yeahh, the Dixie chicks really represented our generation but it was visionaries like JT that really made relevant music." N*gg* Pleasseeee.
VS. 
Niki Hart, AKA Anna Nicole, AKA Skeletor
While we're on the topic of file under WHO GIVES A SHIT, how about the Grannies, I mean the Grammys. Yeah there some bands in there that are okaaayyy, but I mean is this really an event? It's just an excuse for overblown celebs to flaunt their money on the red carpet. Which is total bullshit. I would watch red carpet shows if it was like the Gauntlet at the end of American Gladiators. That would fucking be sweet. Seeing Kanye West dodging missiles and shit. Main stream music today sucks, radio sucks and the people that eat that shit are shit eaters. I mean really, won't we be proud 30 years from now when we can look back and say "Yeahh, the Dixie chicks really represented our generation but it was visionaries like JT that really made relevant music." N*gg* Pleasseeee.
VS. He would never make it.
I need to go make some more chocolate milk.
