Wedding Time

Wedding time,
Or Wettin'
Either way I'm peacing out
It's going to be a good shit.

Congrats Serge, our very own Romanoff.

John Lennon - Yer Blues

Happy Birthday.

WTF IS A BEARY TALES?

VS.

What the hell is a TJ BearyTales? Well apparently it's some kind of animatronic teddy bear that tells stories to kids who aren't loved enough by real sentients to be read a story. Yeah kid, you're such a waste that your parents won't even take the time to read you a story. That being said I liked this the first time I saw this in 1985 when it was called Teddy Ruxpin. When are people going to realize that some shit just doesn'tsell. The Teddy Ruxpin line has died like three times. The company that first started it went bankrupt in 1988. How many talking animals can the market sustain? Ruxpin is still around and now we have this young punk on the block TJ Beary Tales? I think TJ (short for turkey jiving) is going to get mashed out by Rough House Ruxpin. I liked when you abused the shit out of Teddy Ruxpin and he'd get that lazy eye like Biggie Smalls. He'd be all slurring because the tapedidn't play right. I want to see if TJ can perform under those conditions. I remember Teddy looking like the Terminator after a car wreck still telling his stories of the hood.

AnywayI hope this knockoff of a 20year old idea doesn't fly.I hope it malfunctions,catches fire and kills a couple of people, just to prove a point that you don't spit intothe wind, you don't tug on Superman's cape and you don't mess around with Ruxpin.

Speaking off old school toys, check out this little ditty I wrote about swag that was coolwhen I was a kid.