Ah, Monday morning. Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hungover drones.

I think Monty Burns pretty much sums it up. This weekend went well managed to have enough fun to keep me honest yet didn't break the bank. Hung out with the homies, watched some footballboxingbaseball and had some beer, listened to some Vintage DDMV Al Green records and ate massive amounts of junk food. I know, doesn't seem like it amounts to much, but fuck it -- I AM working for the weekend, and come Friday at 5 o clock I want to be as base and mindless as possible.
Speaking of base and mindless...other than rain I've figured out what slows down the subway. Prepare yourself for a mind bender here.....it's people ! Trains were crowded today for some mysterious reason and sure enough they took forever. Why? because when you get a lot of people cramming into a train sure enough there's those that feel it their duty to stand in the way and allow the door to close on them. And as the door opens and closes on their body they stand there holding up the train. JUST GET THE HELL OUT ! ! ! ! !
Would it kill people to have to wait a whole 5 minutes to wait for the next train?

Marijuana and the Brain, Part II: The Tolerance Factor

Yes, another one of these. Take the 5 minutes all you midnight tokers and check this one out.
Marijuana and the Brain, Part II: The Tolerance Factor

ESPN 44 Reasons the Mets Imploded

ESPN Page 2 - Page 2: The year the Mets lost the pennant

The Monday After

Two Girls Kill Boy played a show last night and we killed it. When we walked in the crowd was a bit dull and the entertainment was a bit on the acoustic folk side. But as we came in to close the night we unlocked the crowd. All in all it was pretty sweet. We proved to ourselves we could get our shit together enough to finish a solid set and the crowd, albeit mostly friends gave us props.

Added benefit, I thought I'd miss the Giants game last night, but the bar had it on. All I can say is, "YES!!!" I knew the blue crew would come through and play Philly hard. 12 sacks hard. As I told my esteemed colleague, the defensive momentum from their stand last week late in the game against Washington would carry over.

How can we invent new ways to lose? How to we self implode and piss away a sure thing? Is there a way to disappoint our fans more than we ever have in the past? Well ask Professor Willie and the Mets because they've managed to do the above and a whole lot more. Ok, fact -- I'm not a Mets fan. But even though, I mean what is going on. I asked a Met fan about a week ago "WTF is going on with your team?" and he was dumbfounded. Is it mental? Is it coaching? who hangs for this? I'll tell you who, the fans. The Mets were a hot ticket this season. I actually went to more Mets games this year than Yankees. Be mad Mets fans, you should be. Burn Flushing, let heads roll. The baseball world gives you permission to be the angriest fans this offseason.