Just one nugget for today. At work I was chatting with my boss. I made a comment to the tune of "you know, I do exist outside of this place" and right there I knew it was official, I had become the weird guy in the office. I mean come on who blurts out something like that? So anyway in an attempt to make that comment look less weird I wound up babbling on and realized that in trying to look less weird I looked weirder than anyone could have possibly imagined. Are you following all of this.
Also heard some people today talking about "hoggin" or "piggin" apparently that's what you call it when you hook up with nasty/fat girls. This is big in colleges where it's actually encouraged by say a frat one week out of the year. The best part is all these guys hook up with beasts and because it's sanctioned no one can give you shit for it. They even throw these parties where they just invite these hideous women. Of course this is also used on a nightly basis where Todd may say to Brad, "Hey let's go hoggin tonight."
Humorous as 'Hoggin' may be, that gooey intangible mass inside of me that is responsible for intelligence and self dignity and maybe even a little bit of sympathy for those less fortunate thanks me everyday for not missing much by doing that shit in college. Oh how I value the little things about myself.
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yea son, I feel your pain. I've heard of this too. I worked with a guy who used to do this on a normal basis. He and his friends would got out to a bar or a party and bet a case of beer to see who could take the nastiest girl home. They called it "pig hunting". It made me cringe a bit.
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