Fly Catchin'

Here's one. You are on the subway, and across from you is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen. She's got her Louis Vuitton bag, her Gucci sunglasses, shopping bags from Bloomingdale. Nice right. Only thing is she's passed out with her mouth wide open catching flies. Thanks for ruining my fantasy of perfection. It's earth shattering to everything you know. Kind of like the first time you hear a girl fart. Or maybe it just proves the cynics point, that despite all the trappings that come with civilized society, and superficial artifacts like designer names, we're all just slobs with our mouths wide open.