Ok It's Tuesday. Here's some shit. Tomorrow night going to see the Decemberists, I may have an extra ticket, if anyone wants to meet up get in touch with me. At work it was pretty dead, lots of Jewish (Princess Vespa...) people in the T.V. business I guess. However got to hear the gutter girls (that's my new name for the foul mouthed princesses I work with) to have a whole discussion about schlongs. As they repeatedly called my boss "Pickle Pants" they went into a rather vulgar discourse about "Girk" a variation on girth. Of course this led to which type of package is preferable to woman, and finally like all discussions that change the course of history, they wound up talking about how midgets with 12 inch cocks walk around.
Another thing I've been feeling vehemently about lately are they bogus hip hop t-shirts. You the ones I'm talking about the ones you see people wearing on the trains. The black shirts with the black and white photos of Biggie Smalls in heaven wearing a crown or carrying a scepter or face to face with Tupac. Oh then there's the even worse ones that are airbrushed those are ridiculous, I mean there's ghetto, then there is ghetto squared. I would be embarrassed to even take that up to a counter to pay for it (more on this later). How about the bum ass shirts that you can tell are made up at the mall. You know the t shirt with the square box in the middle, only instead of saying "worlds greatest grandpa" people are inserting pictures of Tupac. Nah I'm sorry I'm not feeling it. Say what you will about me, but it's just stupid. This is right up there with that now almost extinct fad of wearing those racing jackets with sponsors all over them. Yeah cool man, Cheerios and Valvoline all over your torso. You're a fucking walking ad. Oh what's that you say? Can't pick a favorite NBA team? Why not where a pair of jeans with every fucking team logo in the league on it?
Whew ok, that should just about do it. But going back to the money catching fire in your hand at the store counter as you pull it out of your pocket to pay for that Biggie Vs. Naz T shirt, I've been polling people at work and around town what your worst purchase is -- Ever. So leave a comment for the world to see, let us know what your stupidest purchase ever is.
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Nice kid, you managed to incorporate biggie and 12 inch midget cocks in the same story. Worst purchase ever huh...I bought this pair of jeans at a sample sale once. They werent too expensive I suppose, but I ended up donating them to goodwill cuz in the 3 or 4 years after the purchase, they still had the tags on them. What an f'n waste.
I'd say the 60K that went toward my B.A. in Theatre was pretty worthless, but then again I was on a scholarship so it's not like it was my money...
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