Stella was a diver, and She's always down...

I don't know if its the beer or depression setting in, but shit is getting shitty around this shit hole. Either way, we know the world is coming to an end when Jose Canseco is blowing the whistle on none other than the President. Canseco admits to shooting up Big Mac and in later years George W. Bush. In chapter 9 of his book Canseco admits to visiting the Dahli Lama and filling him so full of 'roids that he shit his robe.
See the thing about his book is that he is so lacking of credibility that no one will believe the stuff that really is true. Like when he talks about how he squeezed a baggie full of his uncles piss in his ass cheeks to pass a "random test" while playing on the Oakland A's. We know that some of his stuff is true, but no one will really give a shit cause of all the bullshit. But the new release date of his book (Feb. 14) is no accident, because after all, St. Valentines day is all about squeezing as much piss and bullshit in your ass cheeks as a day can possibly hold.